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This week on Unlimited Lives:  TJ Del Reno, Mary Lordes and Producer Marcus Parks discuss The Flock trailer, Marvel vs. Capcom origins, the upcoming Wolfenstein and the usage of levels vs. boards. Plus, goats!

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Hulk Hogan vs. Richard Belzer

Hulk Hogan’s mid-’80s dominance in professional wrestling both revolutionized the sport and took it mainstream. He was everywhere, from cartoons and music to nearly every piece of merchandise you can think of. Naturally, he appeared on the talk show circuit as well. In 1985, Hulk Hogan and Mr. T were invited onto the show Hot Properties, hosted by Richard Belzer (long before he started arresting perverts on Law and Order: SVU).

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Nope, nothing odd about that career arc at all.

Belzer, who looks like he weighs about 102 pounds after a Thanksgiving dinner, prodded Hogan to show him some basic wrestling moves, and Hogan obliged.

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He obliged Belzer’s neck to a 90-degree angle.

When It Got Real

Belzer had spent the whole first half of the show taking shots at professional wrestling and belittling the careers of Mr. T and Hulk Hogan. His desire to see a pro wrestling move was less an earnest request and more an accusation that Hulk Hogan was just an actor. Keep in mind, at the time professional wrestling was still adamant that everything in the ring was real, so when some weedy talk show host challenged Hogan to put a hold on him, Hogan’s natural inclination was to hurt the guy.

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Which, in fairness, wasn’t the worst thing he could have done in this position.

So Hulk Hogan, who had been growing increasingly more furious throughout the show, put Belzer in a front chin lock and, whether out of anger or because Belzer weighed about as much as paper, put enough pressure on the lock to close Belzer’s airway.

It was only a few seconds before Belzer went completely limp. Like Lenny accidentally crushing a rabbit, a tiny portion of Hogan’s brain suspected that something was wrong and he let go. Belzer then crumpled to the floor, completely unconscious, while Hogan stood there and watched him fall. Belzer’s head smacked hard on the concrete floor.

Mr. T, to his credit, attempted to alleviate the anxiety of the crowd by suggesting that “he’s just sleepin’” while a pool of blood slowly started to form around Belzer’s skull. After a few panicked moments where Hulk Hogan showed something like regret for killing a talk show host on his own show, Belzer finally woke up, disoriented and pouring a steady stream of blood down the back of his jacket.

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"Just walk it off, somewhere with a softer floor."

Belzer then sued the pants off of both Hogan and the WWF, demanding $5 million before ultimately settling out of court. So today when Hulk Hogan does his Debt Help Center commercials, it’s hard not to wonder if he looks back on that moment and questions if it was worth actively trying to hurt a guy he outweighed by nearly 200 pounds just to prove a point about professional wrestling no one believed anyway.

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Unlimited Lives: Episode 9

Zombie Ninjas vs. Zombie Nazis

This week on Unlimited Lives: Jason Saenz, TJ Del Reno and Mary Lordes are joined by rapper, actor, comedian and gamer MC Chris to discuss how he got started with Adult Swim working as a animator, putting out albums for over ten years and what games he’s playing. Plus, XBOX Live etiquette, the new Batman: Arkham Knight, a Rockstar edition of UL’s video game show AND the new exclusive track “Where the Ghosts At?” off of MC Chris’ new album Foreverrr.

Listen: http://cavecomedyradio.com/unlimitedlives/zombie-ninjas-vs-zombie-nazis

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"My standard joke — actually, I’m fairly serious — is that there are potentially more talented writers and directors than I working in shoe stores and Burger Kings across the nation; the difference is I was willing to put in the nine years of effort and they weren’t. More to the point, it took Thomas Edison a thousand attempts before he got that damn light bulb to turn on. Imagine if he’d gotten discouraged enough to quit after only nine hundred and ninety nine tries. The message here is simple, and John F. Kennedy said it best: ‘We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because it is hard.’ Rough translation? If you have a dream, get up off your ass and start putting one foot in front of the other."

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—Memo from the Trenches by Frank Darabont

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Unlimited Lives! Episode 2-6: Brain Soup

This week on Unlimited Lives: Jason Saenz, TJ Del Reno and Mary Lordes return with a review of the Titanfall beta, Mary and TJ compete in another installment of the Video Game Game Show: Olympics edition and the gang discusses Norwegian mass murderer Anders Breivik’s threats to go on a hunger strike for not having a PS3 while in prison.

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In honor of Presidents’ Day, Overbites Pictures proudly presents CONGRESSDUDE, a show about a 20-something Independent party bro who gets elected to Congress!! It’s House of Cards meets Workaholics and that’s how we’ll pitch it to industry people who don’t care!!

Starring Travis Irvine, Barry Rothbart, Jason Saenz and Nick Turner. Featuring Brooke Van Poppelen, Mariya Alexander, Guy Branum, NIck Stadler and more. Written, directed and produced by Barry Rothbart, Travis Irvine and Nigel Lyons. Co-Producer Vincenzo Picciano, additional camera by Kenji Ota, graphics by Matt Morales and edited by Travis Irvine.

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Listen to this episode of Unlimited Lives! We talk about RoboCop a lot.

This show is hot and on every week on Cave Comedy Weekend.

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New Wrestlemania main event! Cena vs Saenz! #wwe #wrestling #johncena (at The London NYC)

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Tradition matters.

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