January 2012
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“Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable...”
– C.G. Jung (via misswallflower)
Jan 25th
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“The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.”
–  Mark Twain (via thesearepeopleyouknow)
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realbenrameaka: An Onassis Video we shot last fall. It’s amazing. Great writing by Emily Altman Great direction by Seth Reiss and Benjamin Apple, and great DP and editing by Benjamin as well. A quick shout out to all the Target employees that “didn’t see us” when we shot in their store.
Jan 13th
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Jan 9th
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ONASSIS is back! Tonight @ UCB Theater.
ONASSIS is back with our first brand spanking new show of 2012. It’s got laughs, gaffs, chuckles and crazy shit. Mostly crazy shit. ONASSIS is: Emily Altman, Benjamin Apple, Eric Cunningham, Frank Hejl, Jason Saenz, Mike Scollins, Lauren Adams, Jocelyn Deboer, Rob Hugel, Dawn Luebbe, Ben Rameaka. Directed by Ben Rodgers. UCB THEATRE. 9:30pm. $5 Are you going to come? ROB MICHAEL HUGEL...
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Nick Turner Headlines Caroline's on January 3rd w/... →
nickturnercomedy: January 3rd at 7:30pm!  Click the link for details! Nick Turner has graciously asked me to host this incredible show. It’s at Carolines. Carolines is in Time Square. Time Square is in New York, the greatest town in the world. COME!
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 20th
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ListenMoney Interview Sketch (via Left Handed Radio) ...
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Listenchamberlain: lefthandedradio: Episode...
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One of the writers from Family Guy was arrested at... →
mattmayer: The real problem is that it is taking things at this level to get people like me, who haven’t previously batted an eye, to see that there’s a problem at all. I’m sorry to all for my years of apathy. That’s over. This type of thing is absolutely frightening. And the powers that be are using their own citizens, the very people they are supposed to represent, against themselves....
Dec 7th
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November 2011
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Back in June, Onassis tried to get as many people as we could to interrupt a sketch. You know. Like what would happen at a midnight show. Audience Interrupts Sketch Written By: Jason Saenz Starring: Sue Galloway, Jocelyn Deboer, Dan Klein, Seth Reiss, Dru Johnston, Dan Chamberlain, Kathy Salerno, Dan Black and Jason Saenz.
Nov 28th
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Nov 22nd
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REPLACING MICHAEL SCOTT Oldey but goodie that deserves to be on my Tumbly Tum and easily accessible by the tag #video Written and Directed by: Trevor Williams
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Nov 19th
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onassiscomedy: Prayer For Vanessa - August 2011 Written By Jason Saenz. Starring Benjamin Apple, Drake Miller, Jocelyn Deboer, Lauren Adams, Frank Hejl, Emily Altman, Mike Scollins, Rob Michael Hugel and Jason Saenz. Things I love about this sketch:  1) it had almost every member of Onassis on stage at once (except Ben Rameaka and Sue Galloway). 2)  To see Emily’s facial expressions...
Nov 16th
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benjaminapple: onassiscomedy: Brian Shazams “Like a Rolling Stone” - August 2011 I’m annoyed with myself for how bad I steamrolled Jason with my dumb “robot” lines in this. It’s still one of my favorite of my own sketches though. I think every sketch is automatically funnier if you have the characters eat food during it. Apple is a big fat liar. Every one of his “robot” lines...
Nov 16th
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collegehumor: The Six Girls You’ll See Back Home Let us give thanks for the hometown bar. Check out this new video from CH for some sweet Jason Saenz background action.
Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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kmcg: This is one of the silliest, funnest sketches I ever wrote, and I finally have proof that it happened.  Starring Shannon O’Neill and Leslie Meisel. Watch this video from Kerry McGuire and try not to hum the song for rest of your life. GO AHEAD. I DARE YOU.
Nov 11th
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October 2011
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Oct 28th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 20th
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“And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more...”
– Thomas Jefferson to John Taylor, May 28, 1816
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