naskewrimo:

onassiscomedy:

Onassis is excited and proud to be hosting the resurrected LIQUID COURAGE open mic sketch show at UCB Theatre, Fridays at midnight starting this week.

Just in time!

    It’s an old fashion sketch-a-torium! I can’t wait to start hosting this show.

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benjaminapple:

frankhejl:

Onassis has a new video we want to show you! Office Comedian.

Super funny sketch by Jason Saenz, genius performance by Corey Johnson.

Corey Johnson does it again.

onassiscomedy:

You Can’t Buy Our Town - April 2011

Starring Frank Hejl, Sue Galloway, Fran Gillespie, Corey Johnson, Ben Rameaka and a bird. Written by Jason Saenz.

vaov:

SHOW WAS SOLID YO. Some energy they got… Step it up, other Maudes!

benjaminapple:

I couldn’t feel any prouder or luckier to be on this team and to be working with Seth Reiss as our director.

Absolutely super duper. I was blown away by the response we got at the FRISC and couldn’t be more proud to work with such talented people. rainbow vomit!

realbenrameaka:

This is from my awesome UCB sketch team Onassis. Look at my pale pale face! I love this sketch. Big ups to Jocelyn DeBoer, Lauren Conlin Adams, Corey Jonshon, Seth Reiss for directing, and JASON SAENZ for writing this great sketch. And Benjamin Apple for shooting and editing. If you get a chance to check out Onassis do it. We’re finalists in this year’s Friar’s Club competition.

I have never written a sketch that depended on the actor’s delivery more than this one. Ben is amazing and he knocked it out of the park. It turned out better than I ever expected and was a pure joy to be a part of.

Onassis - NY Post Headline Writer (written by  Me)

From our February show. I wrote 24 separate puns into this sketch. After one particularly corny joke an audience member said “Ok! that’s enough!” I knew then that my job was complete.

Did any one traveling this holiday season get one of those sexy TSA pat downs I keep hearing about? Well, if not, check out this super fresh video from my new UCB Maude Team, Onassis. It’s hot and totally NNSFW (Not NOT Safe for Work).

You can also reserve tickets to our first live show at the UCB Theatre, Jan. 17th @ 9:30. $5. HERE

Hope you enjoy the video and come to the show! This team is a gas! Totally NSAOF (Not Safe Around Open Flames).

mikescollins:

drujohnston:

frankhejl:

Our first show is January 17th at 9:30PM at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (NY)! Hope to see you there!

(logo by Brett White)

Oh my god! Look at this logo! I couldn’t be more excited for a sketch team. Also, you guys should name different sketch shows the following:

• Definitely Maybe Sketches
• Standing on the Sketches of Giants
• (What’s the Story) No Story. This is a Sketch Show.
• Don’t Believe the Truth… Unless the truth is that this is a sketch show.
• John F. Kennedy’s Wife

You guys are free to use any of these… YOU’RE WELCOME!

I’ve already written Corey Johnson’s (What’s The Story), Morning Corey.

God, I’m excited for this team!

Work shopping right now:

Cigarettes & Alcohol & A Priest

It’s Saturday Night Live Forever

Guile in “Supersonic BOOM!”

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